Every week there are five new gossip magazines covering the same mostly imaginary stories. We scan them for you and select the choicest bits. Consider this your primer for the water cooler.
This Week's Top 6 Stories
1. Amber Heard and Johnny Depp? The surprise hit of the week. The In Touch story is titled "BISEXUAL ACTRESS: TOO CLOSE TO JOHNNY?" and claims that Amber Heard may have been into Depp because she's "not 100 percent gay." Maybe In Touch thinks bisexuals keep a notepad detailing the orientation and number of hookups so as to determine what percentage gay they are at all times. There's a miserable-looking picture of Vanessa Paradis and her two kids, who "never visited the set," with Depp. Amber's homies passive-aggressively joked "We all know how close you two got on set!" Johnny has "not only been out late looking wasted at parties in L.A., but he also partied hard with co-star Amber," says a fictional source. "The set was wild." Amber is "a very sexual person" who "is beautiful and she knows it." The word "wild" shows up a lot. "At the many wild after-parties Johnny threw for the cast, Amber always stayed late, flirted shamelessly with him, and showed off her body. One night she was dancing very seductively." Just one night? Depp has been with partner Paradis for 13 years, Heard with her girlfriend Tasya Van Ree for two years, but "this is what happens on movie sets." Meanwhile, "wrapped in a robe," Heard "shopped for seductive lingerie" and "leisurely browsed the store's intimates before leaving with her Yorkie" in Soho.
This Week's Top 6 Stories
1. Amber Heard and Johnny Depp? The surprise hit of the week. The In Touch story is titled "BISEXUAL ACTRESS: TOO CLOSE TO JOHNNY?" and claims that Amber Heard may have been into Depp because she's "not 100 percent gay." Maybe In Touch thinks bisexuals keep a notepad detailing the orientation and number of hookups so as to determine what percentage gay they are at all times. There's a miserable-looking picture of Vanessa Paradis and her two kids, who "never visited the set," with Depp. Amber's homies passive-aggressively joked "We all know how close you two got on set!" Johnny has "not only been out late looking wasted at parties in L.A., but he also partied hard with co-star Amber," says a fictional source. "The set was wild." Amber is "a very sexual person" who "is beautiful and she knows it." The word "wild" shows up a lot. "At the many wild after-parties Johnny threw for the cast, Amber always stayed late, flirted shamelessly with him, and showed off her body. One night she was dancing very seductively." Just one night? Depp has been with partner Paradis for 13 years, Heard with her girlfriend Tasya Van Ree for two years, but "this is what happens on movie sets." Meanwhile, "wrapped in a robe," Heard "shopped for seductive lingerie" and "leisurely browsed the store's intimates before leaving with her Yorkie" in Soho.
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